What irony! Mohammed will likely top the list of the most popular name for baby boys not in the Middle East, Arab Saudi, Iraq, or Kuwait, but in Britain. The choice of the name Mohammed in its numerous spelling variations grew at 12 percent last year. Mohammed lost only to Jack which is in first place. But the rate of increase is slower for Jack than for Mohammed.
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A man held his wedding and honeymoon with his beautiful fiancée in Greece. He flew from Atlanta to Paris, Paris to Athens, Athens to Thira Island, Mykonos Island to Athens, and Athens to Rome. The only problem was he had TB or a dangerous strain of tuberculosis and might have infected his fellow flight travellers. And the warning was not given out by US health officials who had treated the patient before he left for his transcontinental wedding. The excuse given for the delay was the inability to pinpoint his exact location. The man, Andrew Speaker, apologised for flying back to North America from Rome after being advised not to take any other long-distance flight because he wanted to get medical treatment at home and feared he wouldn’t survive otherwise. Obviously, the safety and health of other passengers were not on his list of priorities. However, he claimed that he had been told he was not contagious or a danger to others.
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Italians are well-known for their sexual vibrancy and attraction. What makes the Italian man or woman so hot and sexy? Well, in a recent poll held in this Latino country, the secret lies in salami and stinking cheese. Move aside, romantic champagne and roses, or even oysters. A quarter of Italian women who enjoy healthy sex claim that salami is their favourite aphrodisiac while 21 percent choose cheese. Another proven Italian stimulant for sexual satisfcation is the traditional risotto ala Milanese and steamed vegetables.
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Parents are looking for the prescription stimulant Ritalin to give to their children ahead of the two-day college entrance examination. Ritalin is a drug used to treat Attention Deficit Hyperactive Disorder (ADHD). The drug is believed to help their children prepare for the exam. The entrance exam in China is a highly important exam for the number of places in colleges is too limited compared to the high number of students taking the exam. If parents in other countries fear their children taking drugs, these obsessed parents are doing the opposite. The assessment system needs to be reviewed for pushing students to take drugs to get good exam results is definitely not the national education goal. The school should not be the place to cultivate the habit of taking drugs to boost performance among parents or youngsters.
In another shot in the pant measure, dancing is made compulsory for high school students. They are required to learn seven dance steps, each lasting four to five minutes, to be performed during class breaks or in extra co-curricular activities.
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An oyster farmer claimed that he had come up with the ultimate aphrodisiac in the world. His idea is brilliantly simple: feed his farm-bred shellfish the drug Viagra. It’s a wonder that they didn’t all start to breed and fill up the breeding pool or die in the midst of sexual ecstasy. Anyway, the farmer from Australia believes that oysters, known as a natural remedy to arouse sexual desire, when combined with the sex-stimulating and enhancing drug Viagra, will work wonders on men or women looking for sexual gratification. It is sure to make the most impotent man or woman reach sexual climax or orgasm. The farmer believes he has struck on a multi-million business idea. He plans to export the Sydney Rock Oysters around the world. Any takers?
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Want to earn some easy bucks? Got any grouse to air or revenge to exact on someone prominent in society? Do you know of any illicit sexual relationship or encounter with a congressperson, senator or famous office-bearer? The more sexually explicit and the higher the position of the office-bearer, the better. Any disclosure that is accompanied by evidence or proof will be rewarded with US$1 million by Hustler. Photographs or videos of government or opposition officials in compromising positions, in sexy poses, or with exposed body parts will become the property of the magazine. This will surely generate some exciting and interesting results. Furthermore, this will keep public figures on their toes and ensure a more responsible and accountable team of politicians.
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Little boys shouldn’t expose themselves and defecate in public. It might attract the attention of a beast or monster. A young boy who relieved himself in some bushes on Komodo Island in Jakarta was mauled to death by a rare Kodomo dragon. The wild animal probably couldn’t stand the smell of the boy’s shit or was aggravated by the squatting position of the boy. Or it was excited by the smooth buttocks of the boy and attacked it out of curiosity. There was no medical officer around to attend to the bleeding boy. He succumbed to his injuries and died a stinking and horrible death.
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