My Sex Operator, Suing for Too Much Sex

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Nothing comes close as to a Florida woman sued her employer due to carpal tunnel syndrome which is also known as repetitive motion injury in her both hands resulted from too much masturbating.

A woman in Florida has sued her employers for developing carpal tunnel syndrome – also known as repetitive motion injury – in both hands. Why should this make news? It’s a common occupational hazard for data entry operators and others who spend all day typing on a keyboard. Right, except the lady in question is no data entry operator and she didn’t get her tendons in a twist from too much typing. She got it from too much masturbating according to buzzle news.

The lady is a phone sex operator and her job requires her to masturbate up to 7 times a day. She does it professionally by using one hand on the phone while other over her sensual spot to indulge in foreplay as well as organism.She really know how to get repeated and total customer satisfaction.

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My FedEx, Still the Faster Connection than Internet

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Sometimes, to send data, FedEx is faster than normal electronics mean over internet. To the modern world it is often called sneakernet by physically carrying removable media in place of transferring the information over a computer network.

When you need to transfer very large amounts of data over the internet, sooner or later you will hit a limit where it will actually be faster to send that data on disks over regular mail (often called sneakernet). Internet transfer rates are simply not enough for large data sets according to royalpingdom.

Question: What is the fastest way to send 1 Terabyte (1,000 ,000 ,000 ,000 bytes) or 120 terabytes of data, the equivalent of 123,000 iPod shuffles about 30 million songs?
Answer:

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My Dubai, Amazing Architectural 360 Degrees Rotating Tower at Every Floor

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In another architectural world wonder for Dubai , a planned 68 storey tower that will allow each of its floor to revolve 360 degrees in every 90 minutes and the best part is that each floor can rotate independently.
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In skyscraper-crazy Dubai, tall isn’t enough. In a design to be unveiled today in the oil-rich emirate, David Fisher, an Italian-Israeli architect, has dreamed up a 68-story combination hotel, apartment and office tower where the floors would rotate 360 degrees. Each floor would rotate independently, creating a constantly changing architectural form according to Wall Street Journal.

Each storey of the tower is build like a doughnut shape and attach to the center core which will house elevators , emergency exits and other utilities. So how each floor can rotate independently is by using wind turbines placed between which generates needed power , and finally give each occupant to have 360 degrees great viewing. However, the spinning is much slower than what the video shown.

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My New Transformers Trailer, Robotic Battle Between Heroic Autobots and Evil Decepticons

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This highly anticipated action science fiction new transformer trailer directed by Michael Bay with Steven Spielberg acting as executive producer is to release on 4thJul.07 , starring Megan Fox as Mikaela and Shia LaBeouf as Sam Witwicky

This is about an intergalactic war between two races of robot, the heroic Autobots and the Decepticons wage their war on the earth either to protect or destroy on source of life at Allspark.

Decepticons(destroy) wage war to Autobots(protect)
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My Organism, Women Sexuality Speaks for Themselves

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According to a sex therapist’s study in Australia, over 500 women age between 40 to 70 connect better with themselves, reaching organism everytime with masturbation.
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“Arousal is a lot about what erotic thoughts go through the mind, and for women that’s very different to men.”

The study is to assess their sex trends over the ages and the astonishing revealing results were ;

1. Single woman has more organism on their own

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My Sex Toy, Vortex Vibration Orgasm in 10 Sec

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To all desperate ladies especially housewives, yes, you can arouse your sensous organ in 10 secs creating incredible ooh and aah feelings by your very own household vacuum cleaner resonating effect.
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An american woman,Joanne Drysdale, invented a sex toy called vortex vibration by connecting vacuum cleaner tubular end to your private part which could give you the shortest 10 sec orgasm you ever had. This works by creating like a sensational vibration air flow over your tender private part being move back and forth just like real sexual culmination.

Joanne Drysdale claims it can give multiple, back-to-back orgasms lasting up to a minute a time.

The retired and divorcee who never had sex for long time has desperately come up to this idea while doing her household chores seeing a piece of thin membrance being resonate at the nozzle while vacuuming, which comes close to a woman private part sensation self-comforting or indulge in sexual satisfaction.

“In my attempts to alleviate frustration, I began to think what I could do. I noticed how the rubber moved in the top of the vacuum…

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My Cavemen , Geico’s Commercial Ads

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Geico commercial – Caveman at the airport in front of the billboard where he was totally peeved at the saying ” So easy Caveman can do it “– Making you always laugh at it.
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GEICO(The Government Employees Insurance Company) is an American auto insurance company and is well known for its high pitch caveman ads – ” so easy a caveman can do it” to promote insurance company website.

The famous caveman stereostype offensive acts reaction to the deregatory slogan also derides at present society behaving and living nothing at all like caveman stupidity.

More coming up video clips of the series of ads follows on the scene at the airport , party , news talk show , an upscale restaurant, and a therapist’s office to promote GEICO’s product awareness.

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