She has many different hairstyles and clothes but a few basic expressions – the pout and the smile. She always says things which make you react – balk, snort, guffaw, grin, or scream. Here is a copy of what Paris said after her recent arrest for DUI.

“I had one margarita (and) was starving because I had not eaten all day,” she said. “Maybe I was speeding a little bit and I got pulled over. I was just really hungry and I wanted to have an In-N-Out Burger.”

She loves the camera but makes awkward poses. She is too tall and skinny but she loves to dress sexy and flaunts her sexuality. She is rich and without morals – the perfect target of people’s envy. She looks and acts like a Barbie doll – blonde hair, long legs, small boobs, waxy expression and no brains.

She is the number one marketing gimmick, guaranteed to generate publicity, and she doesn’t charge a single cent. Her father is filthy rich so no one feels bad for her. The best thing her parents did for her was to give her the name Paris Hilton because it is classy and easy to remember.