Authorities at the Chiang Mai Zoo in northern Thailand figured that if pornography turned men on and made their cocks hard, then panda porno should turn on a panda in captivity. Chuang Chuang, the resident panda in the zoo had been put in front of the TV and forced to watch panda making sex for hours every day. At first the sound was muted but Chuang Chuang’s lack of interest and response prompted the zoo officials to turn up the volume.

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Moreover, in the belief that separation makes the heart fonder, Chaung Chuang had been kept away from his partner in an attempt to spark some lust or sexual attraction between them. No doubt these plans were concocted by male officials who think that a male panda must behave like a hot-blooded adult man. Well, why not go full steam? What about big tits? A female panda like Pamela Anderson might just do the trick. Come on, maybe the female panda needs to undergo breasts enlargement to do the trick.

Chuang Chuang had also been made to lose weight because he was deemed too heavy to mate. Perhaps Chuang will be fed special aphrodisiac food that stimulates sexual desire and lovemaking in the future. Well, the zoo officials forgot one important fact: Chuang Chuang and his partner will probably start to feel all horny and lustful if they were left alone and in peace.