We already know that Britney Spears is bald “down there,” but now, fresh off her 24 hours in rehab, Britney Spears is bald “up there” too. Yes, Britney Spears shaved her head bald.

According to US Magazine, the living train wreck flew back to Los Angeles from Miami in Coach class, and went straight into a salon after landing, where asked to have her head shaved. But when the hairdresser said no, Brintey shaved her head herself.
A source at the salon says, “Britney came in and said she wanted them to shave her head.” According to the source, when the hairdresser refused, “Britney grabbed the hair clipper and started doing it herself.”

At about 8:30 p.m. Britney arrived at Body & Soul Tattoo in Sherman Oaks. Store employee Emily Wynne-Hughes tells that Britney arrived at the parlor agitated and, when asked why she shaved her head, replied, “I don’t want anyone touching me. I’m tired of everybody touching me.”

Hughes adds, “She wasn’t making sense at all and you could tell she’s not in a good place at all, and that she is totally freaking out.” Hughes tells us Britney then got a black-white-and-pink cross tattooed on her lower hip and red-and-pink lips on her wrist. The price: $80.

Britney was not an ideal subject, however. “She was a nightmare to deal with,” says Hughes. “She was screaming and flipping out from the pain and wiggling her body all around.”
Um… Can you say cry for help? Britney Spears doesn’t need rehab, she needs a psychiatric asylum. She needs a straight jacket and a padded room, because she is crazy.