dp1aThis is so funny and hilarious that I still cannot get over it. I just got my mouthful of drink spit all over the screen when I refreshed the screen and saw this news.

This time is not the Snow White’s seven little cute dwarfs mischief but a dwarf performer at Edinburgh Festival Fringe had to rush to hospital because of his penis stuck on Hoover vacuum cleaner. This is an act which went horribly awry for him and his penis though.

A dwarf named Daniel Blackner who was performing as Captain Dan the Demon Dwarf for the Circus o Horrors was trying to perform the trick by using his penis to pull a vacuum cleaner through a special attachment across the stage had come loose. Out of desperation, Blackner decided to use superglue to bond the attachment securely back but his eager to work penis did not allow him to wait long enough for the glue to dry and spill over his penis and finally got stuck onto the vacuum cleaner.

Probably, he also got his day by having the nurses to spend close to an hour to free his penis from the vacuum cleaner. Mr Blackner said: “It was the most embarrassing moment of my life when I got wheeled into a packed A&E with a vacuum attached to me.”
“I wished the ground could swallow me up. Luckily, they saw me quickly so the embarrassment was short-lived.” What a day! Who knows a piece of paper towel can help him to clean up the mess. Laugh!