ftt_s.jpgIf you need a bank loan but you have a poor credit history, you can offer sex in return for the deal. A German bank manager offered to lend a jobless woman a substantial loan in return for her sexual favors. The agreement is presumably signed in bed with both parties naked. One wonders if the hidden clause states the type of sexual favour required (oral sex, condom-free, multiple-orgasm) and how frequently. The bank manager diverted money from different accounts to lend to the woman, to enrich his own pockets and to silent her relatives. He confessed after his arrest.

Male bank managers are at a disadvantage compared to their female counterparts because they lose their ability to think clearly when they see a sexy woman. If financial institutions were manned by more such testosterone-driven males, more female customers will get their loans approved.